If You Won the $1 Million Progressive Jackpot...?
by Bodog Casino | Oct 27 2010
It's rare that you can take home enough cash to purchase a small island but that's exactly what Bodog Casino is giving players the chance to do with two of its most popular online slot machines sitting on over $1 million in progressive jackpot money.
Both the Mid-Life Crisis AND Shopping Spree slots EACH have over $1 million in cold, hard cash - waiting to fall into the right hands!
Imagine... one million dollars could be yours. Yours to control and do insane rich people stuff with! What sort of stuff, you ask? Oh, we've got a few ideas. Check these out:
Buy Manuka Lagoon Island
We said you could win enough to buy a small island, didn't we? How about throwing a little house party on your own piece of land? Win either the Mid-Life Crisis OR Shopping Spree progressive jackpots and the Manuka Lagoon in Fiji can be yours to party, build or use to create new life forms.
Produce a Low-Budget Horror Movie
With Halloween right around the corner we get to see firsthand that people love to be scared on the big screen no matter how cheap the special effects look. The Blair Witch Project was made with a handy-cam by some snot-nosed kids and it made a gazillion dollars. Same goes for Paranormal Activity. You can make a killing off of the movie industry if you invest a small amount into some college students looking to make their own brand of horror.
Build Your Own Brand
Want to get richer than progressive jackpot rich? Invest in your ability to come up with crazy, game-changing ideas. Be like Richard Branson and Calvin Ayre by investing in your own brand. Those guys took a small amount of cash and built an empire, you can do the same with your progressive jackpot and some guts.
Hire Justin Bieber for Your Birthday Party
This is baller. Only those dudes in foreign countries with obscene amounts of cash can boast that they hired Bieber for their daughter's birthday party. Kids or no kids you need to do this yourself. Call us nuts but hiring that little brat to hang out for a couple of hours and perform for you would be hilarious. And if you don't like Bieber, feel free to live out the dream of every young adult and heckle him while he performs. Worth every penny.
Buy Vegas Property. Lots of It.
Do you love Sin City? Then we suggest dropping the whole idea of having a hotel and just buy a place. Trust us when we say it'll be cheaper this way. With the Vegas economy on the decline now's the perfect time to buy up property and sit on it until Vegas recovers. Vegas won't recover you say? C'mon, it's Vegas. We want to be there right now.
Head over to Bodog Casino right now to try your luck at our progressive slots!
