Flamingo Casino Hosts Slacker Olympics, Michael Jackson on Display
by Jack Prophet | Nov 29 2011
Dude, Where's My Pong!If there was actually a Slacker Olympics then no doubt the highlight of the event every eight years would be the exhilarating Beer Pong finals. So run the dreams of every fraternity freshman sitting in a Statistics 101 class on a Friday afternoon. Well dreams have finally become reality as the World Series of Beer Pong returns to Las Vegas and will be hosted at the Flamingo
Casino and Hotel from January 1st- 5th.
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craps, drinking MGD, and setting off fire extinguishers in hotel hallways. However these slackers are serious and although many of them probably failed to graduate college they all have one thing in common- they can bounce a ping pong ball into a red draft beer cup from a couple of feet away.
Challengers will be coming from as far away as South Korea and Reno and will compete in teams of two. First prize is a life changing $50,000 dollars- and more importantly a year's supply of NuVo condoms which should thankfully prevent overabundant procreation on the part of contestants.
Plaza Casino's Restaurant Hiring "Broads"After years of unparalleled success in defending vicious mobsters accused of heinous crimes and then being a three-time mayor of Las Vegas, the larger than life
Oscar Goodman continues to be a good news story. Unlike most 72 year olds who spend their retirement playing the
slot machines and
Keno, Goodman is now currently slated to possibly have his own "Judge Judy" daytime courtroom show.
However, his other current project is being the namesake spokesman for the Plaza's high end steak and martini bar called Oscar's. The former mayor and mob defender can be found there on most days holding court with an assortment of Las Vegas's famous and infamous. Recently he oversaw auditions, err interviews, of hundreds of women who were applying for the role of "Ambassador Broads."
The role calls for attractive women to mingle and interact with the clientele although Goodman insists that they are not prostitutes. "These are not going to be hookers, these are not going to be lowlifes" the soon-to-be jurist was quoted as saying. So much for progress!
Mandalay Bay Casino to Host "Jackson Fest"Although "Jackson-con" has perhaps a better ring to it, the first annual Michael Jackson Fan Fest will be held in Las Vegas from December 3rd- 14th. This will be the inaugural authorized convention about all things Jackson and it promises to be momentous. Since the singer's untimely death the family has shown itself to not be shy about making a
roulette wheel of marketing deals to keep Michael Jackson's image alive and well in the public eye.
Estimates are that the Michael Jackson estate will earn over 150 million dollars this year, and if you are not Latoya or Randy then that translates to a nice payday. However it is impossible to not acknowledge the millions of MJ fans worldwide that just are not ready to say goodbye to their soft spoken idol. Attendees will be able to see some of his cars, jewelry and clothing, and attend a question and answer session with brothers Marlon, Tito and Ringo.
Tickets at this point are still on sale but are about to become rarer then the bones of the Elephant Man so get yours right away. No word on what would have been Michael Jackson's casino game of choice but we would like think it would be
Black or White in tribute to his anti-racism anthem.
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