Bodog Casino Presents: Slots for Charlie Sheen
by Bodog Casino | Feb 18 2011
If these past few months have proven anything, time off for Charlie Sheen is bad for his health.
When boredom sets in cravings for hookers, porn stars and suitcases of cocaine creep into his psyche. And the producers at “Two and a Half Men” decided to “help” him by sending the guy home for a couple of weeks? Perfect.
To his credit he’s been trying to stay clean. But as he alluded to himself on the Dan Patrick Show, not having work to occupy his coke’d up mind could do more harm than good. So how can Charlie keep himself from re-creating another hooker-and-blow factory at home? We think Bodog Casino’s slot machines might do the trick.
The Bodog Casino has over 100 games to choose from. But, more specifically, it has slots that can scratch Sheen’s party-hard itch without Scarface-like consequences.
Party Night SlotsAs evidenced by Sheen’s recent 48-hour drug and alcohol fueled get together that had porn stars tapping out: Charlie likes to party. Party Night Slots is equipped to feed his partying heart with cool music and icons that includes cocktails, and brandy. Oh and girls of every hair color, just like he planned to have in his own porn star version of the Playboy Mansion.
High RollersOn the wild night we know of, Sheen supposedly ordered a suitcase full of cocaine. Yeah, he’ll like the High Rollers slot machine. The High Rollers slot will allow Sheen to get high for as long as he wants without the trips to the emergency to treat his “hernia”. Plus, he can make money while doing it.
It’s Good to Be BadWhat’s so scary about Sheen’s party-hard lifestyle is that he’s so unapologetic about it. Sheen loves to be bad; at least he a can play a slot that promotes it. It’s Good to Be Bad, another popular online slots game, pays out a nice progressive jackpot when things, well, go bad. Twenty-nine losses in a row will award Sheen the big payout. Like he needs it.
Fame and FortuneHe has fame, definitely a fortune, so this game will occupy his time. The Fame and Fortune slot will probably remind Sheen of better times when his only problem was remembering his lines in Wall Street or living up to his father Martin Sheen.
Dirty MartiniTwenty-two-year-old porn star Kacey Jordan claims she has already ruined her liver with excessive drinking, but still couldn’t keep up with Charlie. The Dirty Martini slots game will at least give him liquor without the making him into a drunk. A little bit of gin, some vermouth, an olive and a dash of luck – all the ingredients for a big win with Dirty Martini.
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